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By Jacob Schaer, Associated Press Writer Saturday Nov 20, 10:12 PM ET

Washington D.C. - As the 2008 Presidential Elections rapidly approach, the debate over the validity of a war in Iraq becomes more and more heated. Well, the term “debate” is an overstatement that might imply that there are two definite parties involved. In the case of the war in Iraq, it’s become George Bush vs everyone. In fact, the majority of the Democratic parties platform is simply being as “anti-Bush” as possible. With all of this pressure, it’s no wonder that George Bush finally cracked and gave in to what the general public has wanted all along: a complete and rapid withdrawal of all United States military forces in Iraq. So, what might cause this stubborn leader to change his mind so suddenly and conveniently? “I feel that the major objectives in Iraq have been finally accomplished, and that it is now time we bring our boys home,” said the President himself today during his daily press interview session. Apparently, “we have captured the rebel dictator, eliminated all major terror threats, took away the ‘weapons of mass destruction’, and setup a very ’stable’ democratic government". Though these goals are totally ridiculous, we’re just happy that the war is over. Maybe in this way Bush hopes to leave office with a semi-happy population.